Am I the only one zen around here?

mathani: On a personal note, I won’t be with my computer...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:02:01 -0500

On a personal note, I won’t be with my computer awhile.

becoming-untouchable: lexicalnuncance: Ok, so I...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:55:20 -0500

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+

hallloween: I can’t decide if someone stabbed someone else over...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:37:36 -0500

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger

someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger

someone stabbed a cheeseburger

a cheeseburger stabbed someone

a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

theslyestfox: velvetlovepocket: “If You Know Someone Who...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:26:02 -0500

theslyestfox:

velvetlovepocket:

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”
Link here: [x]

This is important and it should have millions of more reblogs.

slutshamersonfb: TRIGGER WARNING This is a Scottish anti-rape...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:19:59 -0500

slutshamersonfb:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

swallow-the-keys: Today Patrick says…

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:11:45 -0500

swallow-the-keys:

Today Patrick says…

lavender-ice: why

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:09:31 -0500

lavender-ice:

why

pleatedjeans: Better Names for Groups of Animals Seriously, how...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:03:07 -0500

pleatedjeans:

Better Names for Groups of Animals

Seriously, how is a “pack” of yaks not the right terminology? IT FREAKING RHYMES!

thescienceofjohnlock: v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n-a: newaindulac: animal-e...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:59:56 -0500

thescienceofjohnlock:

v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n-a:

newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

what the fuck is going on with brazil? why have I not heard of this?

The first I heard about this was a very short bit on BBC news this morning. Someone is not doing their job properly.

longlivethehokage: so i made a thing

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:51:23 -0500

longlivethehokage:

so i made a thing

summonermedirby: I don’t think people give Flash enough...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:01:17 -0500

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:59:09 -0500

overland-frost: You’re much stronger than you think you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:54:30 -0500

overland-frost:

You’re much stronger than you think you are

I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.

danceswithsharks: 500daysofevilexes: yaoifight: This is your...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:47:18 -0500

danceswithsharks:

500daysofevilexes:

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.

changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.

a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.

dramasbomin: 9darkhours-9personas-9dorms: bakuraryou: johannahmontana: arclightsarentinzexalii: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:45:47 -0500

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

copyranter: How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:43:01 -0500

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:41:16 -0500

teamfreekickass: thislilcutie: smoothierox: the-dancing-batter...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:39:42 -0500

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS???????

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

evilguineapiginator: darbesaurus: tittymonsta: cfgirlflying: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:39:10 -0500

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

liftedandgiftedd: acutelesbian: I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:52:53 -0500

liftedandgiftedd:

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.

seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.